SWEET JOKE
A Jelly Bean walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
After a few beers the Smartie says, 'Ere, a bunch of us are heading to
that new club - fancy tagging along?'
The Jelly Bean says, 'Sorry mate - I'm a soft centre. I always end up
getting my head kicked in.'
So, the Smartie says, 'Don't worry about that - I'm a bit of a hard case.
I'll look after you.'
The Jelly Bean thinks about it for a minute and says, 'Fair enough - as
long as you'll look after me.' and off they go.
A bit later and after the guys have had a few beers in the club, three
Lockets walk in.
As soon as he sees them, the Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets
take one look at Jelly Bean and start kicking the jelly sh*t out of him,
breaking bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little
sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and
walk out.
The Jelly Bean pulls his battered Jelly Bean body over to the table and
wipes his Jelly Bean blood up and turns to the Smartie and says, 'I thought
you were going to look after me.'
I was, I was!' says the Smartie, 'but those Lockets are f***ing menthol.
A Jelly Bean walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
After a few beers the Smartie says, 'Ere, a bunch of us are heading to
that new club - fancy tagging along?'
The Jelly Bean says, 'Sorry mate - I'm a soft centre. I always end up
getting my head kicked in.'
So, the Smartie says, 'Don't worry about that - I'm a bit of a hard case.
I'll look after you.'
The Jelly Bean thinks about it for a minute and says, 'Fair enough - as
long as you'll look after me.' and off they go.
A bit later and after the guys have had a few beers in the club, three
Lockets walk in.
As soon as he sees them, the Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets
take one look at Jelly Bean and start kicking the jelly sh*t out of him,
breaking bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little
sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and
walk out.
The Jelly Bean pulls his battered Jelly Bean body over to the table and
wipes his Jelly Bean blood up and turns to the Smartie and says, 'I thought
you were going to look after me.'
I was, I was!' says the Smartie, 'but those Lockets are f***ing menthol.
