Soft drinks

sudo4re

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3 neighbors got together and bragged about their husband's sexual prowess. They all agreed to use a soft drink to describe their husband.
1st woman: I named my husband Mountain Dew because he built like a mountain and he always want to "Do" me,
2nd woman: I named my husband 7Up because he got 7 inches and he always wants to go "Up" me.
3rd woman: Well, I named mine Jack Daniel...
Her friends both said in unision: Hey, That's not a soft drink! JD is a hard liquor
3rd woman: Exactly!....
 
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