Lance Van Voor
Member
Smart Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and
decided to get rid of him one day by driving
him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking
up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away.
He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat
would always beat him home. At last he decided to
drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge,
then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought
was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers,
"why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered,
"Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and
decided to get rid of him one day by driving
him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking
up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away.
He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat
would always beat him home. At last he decided to
drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge,
then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought
was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers,
"why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered,
"Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
