Smart Blonde?

janiedriver

janiedriver

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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a
few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go
home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her " ...And
where do you think you're going?"

( You're gonna love this..... )
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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
 
janiedriver

janiedriver

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Another smart blonde?

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.

But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed
them, complaining that his work had been completed a whole
year ago, and I had yet to pay for them.

Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde
doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy
had told me last year: namely, that in one year the windows
would pay for themselves.

There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just
hung up... and I have not heard back.

Guess I won that stupid argument!
 
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