This guy gets on a bus and sits down next to another guy. He notices that they both have black eyes. The first guy, thinking it strange that he happened to sit next to another man with a black eye, desides to ask where he got it. So the man tells him "I went to the ticket counter this morning to get my tickets to Pittsburgh and there was a voluptuous Blond working the counter with the biggest set of boobs you ever want to see. I got all flustered and had a slip of the lip. Instead of saying "Two tickets to Pittsburgh please." I said "Two pickets to Tittsburgh please" and she punched me in the eye." The first guys starts laughing and says "I got my black eye with a slip of the lip too! I was having breakfast with my wife this morning and meant to say "Honey please put some milk on my Frosties" and instead I said "You ruined my life you fat, ugly, lazy Bi*#h!" and she punched me in the eye"
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