PC-GUY
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Rich & Don were headed North in Don's Lexus for a ski weekend. After
driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they
pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the
door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all
to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Rich said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the
two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Rich got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Don and asked, "Don, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North
about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Don
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Don said, a little embarrassed about being found "I have
to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Don's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm
afraid I did."
"Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) Now keep that
smile for the rest of the day !
driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they
pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the
door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all
to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Rich said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the
two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Rich got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Don and asked, "Don, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North
about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Don
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Don said, a little embarrassed about being found "I have
to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Don's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm
afraid I did."
"Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) Now keep that
smile for the rest of the day !
