Phua Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex education to Chu Beng's son,
Aloysius.
Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, it is same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah!
Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman love it lah! When you dig your nose, your nose
feels
better than your finger, right?
Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the road, then someone come over and
dig
your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah!
Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK: Oy!!! If your nose is bleeding, you still go and dig meh?
Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy: Why is it that most men don't like wearing condoms when they
are
making love?
PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your
finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ......... you go and
dig your nose in flont of your whole class is it? Stupid lah!!!
Aloy: Wah!!! ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also
ah!!!
Aloysius.
Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, it is same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah!
Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman love it lah! When you dig your nose, your nose
feels
better than your finger, right?
Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the road, then someone come over and
dig
your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah!
Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK: Oy!!! If your nose is bleeding, you still go and dig meh?
Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy: Why is it that most men don't like wearing condoms when they
are
making love?
PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your
finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ......... you go and
dig your nose in flont of your whole class is it? Stupid lah!!!
Aloy: Wah!!! ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also
ah!!!