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A rich guy and a poor guy go Christmas Shopping together...
The poor guy turns to his friend and says "What are you getting your wife for Christmas?"
The rich guy says " A jaguar and a mink coat " "Wow" says the poor guy....
The rich guy says "Yeah, if she doesn't like the mink coat, at least she'll have something nice to drive !"
The rich guy asks the poor guy "What are you getting your wife for Christmas?"
The poor guy says "A dildo and a pair of slippers."
The rich guy says "What?"
The poor guy says "Yeah, if she don't like the slippers, she can go f*** herself."
The poor guy turns to his friend and says "What are you getting your wife for Christmas?"
The rich guy says " A jaguar and a mink coat " "Wow" says the poor guy....
The rich guy says "Yeah, if she doesn't like the mink coat, at least she'll have something nice to drive !"
The rich guy asks the poor guy "What are you getting your wife for Christmas?"
The poor guy says "A dildo and a pair of slippers."
The rich guy says "What?"
The poor guy says "Yeah, if she don't like the slippers, she can go f*** herself."
