A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have
some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought
for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a
solution to your problem. I have two male talking
parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, an we'll put
them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can
teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your
parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no
time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well
be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his
two male parrots were inside their cage, holding
rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over
and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison:
"Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot
looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been
answered!"
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have
some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought
for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a
solution to your problem. I have two male talking
parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, an we'll put
them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can
teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your
parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no
time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well
be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his
two male parrots were inside their cage, holding
rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over
and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison:
"Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot
looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been
answered!"
