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A priest was walking along a street when he came a cross a young boy holding a bottle filled with a clear liquid. The boy would shake the bottle and watch the bubbles, shake the bottle and watch the bubbles, shake the bottle and watch the bubbles. The minister became curious and asked the boy what he was doing. The boy said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the universe, it's turpentine." The priest, feeling that here was a perfect chance to teach the boy a moral lesson said, "No my son, the most powerful liquid in the universe is Holy Water. Just rub a couple drops on a pregnant woman's stomach and she will pass a boy." The boy though about it a moment and said. "Why that ain't nothing, if you rub a couple drops of this on a cat's ass, he'll pass a motorcycle."
