Peanuts

One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.He
would toss them in the air and them catch them in his mouth. In the middle of
catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a
peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out, but only succeeded to push it in
deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying, they
got worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
her date.After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, than shoved two fingers up the
father's nose and told him blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew
out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
insisted that it was nothing, and the daughter brought the young man out to
the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father. The mother said,
"That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when
he grows up?"

The father replies, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"
 
streetwise said:
Moral: always wash your hands before poking your fingers in your father-in-law-to-be's nose.
... and afterwards too; just to preserve her for infections "down there"; :D


Greetings from
Duracell
 
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