One wish...

One Wish


A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

 
Means if you could ever understand a woman, you'd probably lose your mind....Or at least your common sense. .....................
 
Bud i been tryin 2 understand them 4 years, still no closer:):p

Im still waitin 4 a mood handheld, u just point it at the woman & it tells U what kind of mood she is in, thus givin U time 2 apoligise or just 2 leg it away;)

PS i was just jokin Bud:p

BaNzI:D
 
Actually, if they came with service packs, maybe we could work out the bugs and get 'em to actually be logical at times... Naaaah.

P.S. Ya, I kno. Just fininshin pullin of the leg, mate.
 
banzibaby said:
Bud i been tryin 2 understand them 4 years, still no closer:):p

Im still waitin 4 a mood handheld, u just point it at the woman & it tells U what kind of mood she is in, thus givin U time 2 apoligise or just 2 leg it away;)

PS i was just jokin Bud:p

BaNzI:D
You have only been trying for 4 years ?? I've been trying for 23...lol
 
Heh soz i use numbers 2 abbreviate so 4 years means for years

Im just so lazy, can't be bothered 2 type a lot:p

@ipdave that service pack idea is a goodie:)

BaNzI:D
 
banzibaby said:
Heh soz i use numbers 2 abbreviate so 4 years means for years

Im just so lazy, can't be bothered 2 type a lot:p

@ipdave that service pack idea is a goodie:)

BaNzI:D
lol..I knew what you meant...just being silly !!
 
The only guy I know that can understand women takes it in the poop shute. If that's the price for knowledge then I'm just going on being blissfully ignorant.
 
Nunyobiznes said:
The only guy I know that can understand women takes it in the poop shute. If that's the price for knowledge then I'm just going on being blissfully ignorant.
is he the one referred to as
the chocolated frosted donut king
:)
 
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