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One day a queer was jogging through the park. There was a drunk passed out on the park bench, so the jogger decided, "Ah, what the hell", went over, dropped the drunk's pants, gave it to him up the arse, then took £10 and put it in the drunk's pocket.
When the drunk awoke he reached in his pocket found the £10 and went straight to the off licence , and asked an expensive bottle of wine.
Next day the queer was jogging through park and again the same old drunk is all passed out on the park bench. So he drops the drunk's pants, does him up the arse again, then puts another £10 in his pocket.
The drunk wakes up, finds another £10 and heads straight to the off licence and gets another bottle of good wine. Come the 3rd day, the faggot is jogging through the park sees the same old drunk passed out. So he drops his pants and gives it to him up the arse yet again, but when he goes to get £10 out of his pocket, he finds out he only has a £20, so he gives the wino the twenty quid.
The drunk wakes up, finds the £20, goes right to the off licence and asks for the cheapest bottle of wine. The owner says: "Wait a minute. Two days in a row you come in here with £10, and have an expensive bottle of wine.
Today, you have £20 and want the cheapest. What gives?" The drunk replies, "Yeah, well, that expensive stuff is making my arse burn."
When the drunk awoke he reached in his pocket found the £10 and went straight to the off licence , and asked an expensive bottle of wine.
Next day the queer was jogging through park and again the same old drunk is all passed out on the park bench. So he drops the drunk's pants, does him up the arse again, then puts another £10 in his pocket.
The drunk wakes up, finds another £10 and heads straight to the off licence and gets another bottle of good wine. Come the 3rd day, the faggot is jogging through the park sees the same old drunk passed out. So he drops his pants and gives it to him up the arse yet again, but when he goes to get £10 out of his pocket, he finds out he only has a £20, so he gives the wino the twenty quid.
The drunk wakes up, finds the £20, goes right to the off licence and asks for the cheapest bottle of wine. The owner says: "Wait a minute. Two days in a row you come in here with £10, and have an expensive bottle of wine.
Today, you have £20 and want the cheapest. What gives?" The drunk replies, "Yeah, well, that expensive stuff is making my arse burn."
