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This is an old joke someone told me back in my highschool days:
show the horse
There was a man travelling across cities on a lonely road when suddenly his car broke down. He was in rush and didn't want to wait for another car to come by 'cause that might take too long.
Upon looking around, he notices a farm not too far off with some horses. He decides to go and ask the farmer if he can barrow one of his horses to get into the nearest town.
The farmer is reluctant and later decides it is ok IF the man can do 2 things.
"What's that?" asks the traveller.
"First you have to make the horse laugh".
"And the second thing?" asks the traveller again.
"Then you have to make the horse cry".
So the traveller thinks about it a little and decides to give it a try.
He goes to the horse and whispers something into his ear. The horse yells out a big laugh,
"nyyyyyyyyaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaay"- horse,
then the man goes around the back of the horse where the farmer can't see him. The farmer notices the man drops his trousers and then the horse soon starts to cry.
"OK, I guess this horse is mine to ride" says the traveller.
The farmer can't believe it, and asks
"How'did'ya do that boy?"
The traveller says "First I told the horse I had a bigger dick than he did. Then I showed him". =)
This is an old joke someone told me back in my highschool days:
show the horse
There was a man travelling across cities on a lonely road when suddenly his car broke down. He was in rush and didn't want to wait for another car to come by 'cause that might take too long.
Upon looking around, he notices a farm not too far off with some horses. He decides to go and ask the farmer if he can barrow one of his horses to get into the nearest town.
The farmer is reluctant and later decides it is ok IF the man can do 2 things.
"What's that?" asks the traveller.
"First you have to make the horse laugh".
"And the second thing?" asks the traveller again.
"Then you have to make the horse cry".
So the traveller thinks about it a little and decides to give it a try.
He goes to the horse and whispers something into his ear. The horse yells out a big laugh,
"nyyyyyyyyaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaay"- horse,
then the man goes around the back of the horse where the farmer can't see him. The farmer notices the man drops his trousers and then the horse soon starts to cry.
"OK, I guess this horse is mine to ride" says the traveller.
The farmer can't believe it, and asks
"How'did'ya do that boy?"
The traveller says "First I told the horse I had a bigger dick than he did. Then I showed him". =)