Sometimes it is just fun to annoy people
Here's a starter list. How many ways can you think to annoy people?
-Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
-Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
-Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
-As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
-As people talk, smell their shoulders.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
-Ask people what gender they are.
-Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
-Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
-At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
-At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
-At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
-At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
-Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
-Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
-Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
-Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
-Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
-Continuously mumble during a conversation.
-Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
-Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
-Develop an unnatural fear of staplers
-Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
Here's a starter list. How many ways can you think to annoy people?
-Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
-Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
-Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
-As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
-As people talk, smell their shoulders.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
-Ask people what gender they are.
-Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
-Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
-At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
-At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
-At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
-At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
-Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
-Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
-Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
-Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
-Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
-Continuously mumble during a conversation.
-Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
-Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
-Develop an unnatural fear of staplers
-Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."