Nuns..

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Two nuns were driving their car through Transylvania when suddenly Count Dracula lands on the bonnet, snarling at them through the windscreen.

"Quick, show him your cross!" screamed one of the nuns.

The second nun leaned out the window and yelled, "OI YOU TW^T, GET OFF ME F**KING CAR"


 
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A nun walks into a bar to use the toilet and then leaves. A drunk follows her out and punches her in the face, kicks her in the groin and lays in several more kicks while she's on the ground. The drunk then leans over the nun and shouts at her "you're not so hard now, are you batman?"
 
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