Nick junior Nursery rhyme contest

[LTR12101B]

The kids TV channel asked for some new nursery rhymes

http://nickjr.co.uk/latest/newRhyme/shortlist.aspx - the shortlist

My computer caught a virus
so I tucked it up in bed
and I gave it lots of medicine
but now my PC’s dead!

I like that one, or the "Baker Toni"... am I being too deep in seeing some political satire there?

 

[janiedriver]

This one's sad but true....

Mummy, Mummy, where are you?
you've gone to work and out of view
Daddy, Daddy where are you?
you've gone to work and out of view
Mummy, Mummy come on home
make my tea and be with me
Daddy, Daddy, come on home
make my tea and be with me
did you both hear what I said?"
Yes we did, now go to BED!"