Another oldie but goodie:
This guy comes home from work and find his wife in the bedroom with a suitcase open on the bed. She is carefully packing her belongings. He asks, "What are you doing?" She responds, "I'm leaving you!"
He asks, "Why? Where are you going?"
She responds, "I found out that I can make $400 a night in Las Vegas doing in bed what I do here for you for nothing!"
The husband stares thoughtfully for a few moments, then he reaches under his side of the bed and pulls out a suitcase. He begins packing his belongings.
His wife watches him for a few minutes and then asks, "What are you doing?"
He replies, "I'm moving to Las Vegas?"
"What for??!!" She asks demandingly.
"Cause I want to see you live on $800 a year!", the husband calmly replies.
This guy comes home from work and find his wife in the bedroom with a suitcase open on the bed. She is carefully packing her belongings. He asks, "What are you doing?" She responds, "I'm leaving you!"
He asks, "Why? Where are you going?"
She responds, "I found out that I can make $400 a night in Las Vegas doing in bed what I do here for you for nothing!"
The husband stares thoughtfully for a few moments, then he reaches under his side of the bed and pulls out a suitcase. He begins packing his belongings.
His wife watches him for a few minutes and then asks, "What are you doing?"
He replies, "I'm moving to Las Vegas?"
"What for??!!" She asks demandingly.
"Cause I want to see you live on $800 a year!", the husband calmly replies.
