A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The
monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball,
sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did ?"
The man replies, "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the man, "he eats everything in
sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes is drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with
him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
The monkey grabs it, sticks it up his bottom, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now ?"
"What?" asks the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his bottom, pulled it out and eat it" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, well, that doesn't surprise me," replies the man, "he still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures
everything first."
while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The
monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball,
sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did ?"
The man replies, "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the man, "he eats everything in
sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes is drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with
him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
The monkey grabs it, sticks it up his bottom, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now ?"
"What?" asks the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his bottom, pulled it out and eat it" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, well, that doesn't surprise me," replies the man, "he still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures
everything first."