> > A psychology student decides to have a party and invites lots of
> > people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation
> >hewrites......
> >
> >"Theme Party - Come as a Human Emotion".
> >
> >On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to
> >see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his
> >chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
> >as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy".
> >
> > "Brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink".
> >
> >A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
> >see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped
> >around her most intimate parts.
> >
> > He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
> >as?"
> >"I'm tickled pink" she replies.
> > "I love it," says the host, "come on in and join the party."
> >
> > A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the
> >host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one
> >with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis
> >stuck
> > in a pear.
> >
> > The host is really shocked and says, "Christ guys, what the hell are you
> >doing? What emotion is this supposed to be?"
> >
> > The first guy replies, "Well, I'm f*ckin' discustid, and my friend here is deep in dispair."
> > people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation
> >hewrites......
> >
> >"Theme Party - Come as a Human Emotion".
> >
> >On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to
> >see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his
> >chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
> >as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy".
> >
> > "Brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink".
> >
> >A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
> >see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped
> >around her most intimate parts.
> >
> > He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
> >as?"
> >"I'm tickled pink" she replies.
> > "I love it," says the host, "come on in and join the party."
> >
> > A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the
> >host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one
> >with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis
> >stuck
> > in a pear.
> >
> > The host is really shocked and says, "Christ guys, what the hell are you
> >doing? What emotion is this supposed to be?"
> >
> > The first guy replies, "Well, I'm f*ckin' discustid, and my friend here is deep in dispair."
