These are real notes written from PARENTS in a Mississippi school district. (Spellings have been left intact.)
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My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
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Please excuse Lisa for being absent She was sick and I had her shot.
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Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
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Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating
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Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
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John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
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Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
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Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
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Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side
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Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
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Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He
had(diahre)(dyrea)(direathe) the ****s. [Words were crossed out in the ( 's]
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Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
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Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
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Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
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I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
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Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
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Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
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My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
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Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
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Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
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Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
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Please excuse Brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor.
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Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night
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My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
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Please excuse Lisa for being absent She was sick and I had her shot.
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Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
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Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating
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Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
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John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
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Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
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Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
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Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side
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Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
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Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He
had(diahre)(dyrea)(direathe) the ****s. [Words were crossed out in the ( 's]
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Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
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Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
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Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
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I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
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Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
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Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
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My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
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Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
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Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
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Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
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Please excuse Brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor.
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Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night
