streetwise
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The priest in a small village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a **** rooster and about ten hens.
Well, one Saturday night, the **** rooster was missing, and because the priest had heard that **** fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome ****?"
All the men stood up.
"No, No," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome ****?"
All the women stood up.
"No, No," he said, "That wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a handsome **** that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody here seen my ****?"
Up stood five nuns, three altar boys, and two priests...
Well, one Saturday night, the **** rooster was missing, and because the priest had heard that **** fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome ****?"
All the men stood up.
"No, No," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome ****?"
All the women stood up.
"No, No," he said, "That wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a handsome **** that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody here seen my ****?"
Up stood five nuns, three altar boys, and two priests...
