Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:


If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.[size=+1](very true huh?)[/size]
If u [size=+1]don't make love[/size] with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are [size=+1]CHEAP[/size].
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are [size=+1]TRO[/size]
[size=+1]U[/size]BLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS [size=+1]u[/size], it is because he CARES for u. [size=+1](Bullshit)[/size]
If u [size=+1]BREAK[/size] your PROMISE, u [size=+1]Cannot[/size] be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are [size=+1]BAD[/size] girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's[size=+1] LUCK[/size];
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
[size=+1] & sooo hard to please!!!!![/size]
 
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