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Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into
the clouds. After climbing to the first cloud he met a smelly,
unattractive woman who said,
"Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success."
This was not a hard choice for Jack. Jack ran up the ladder.
At the next cloud he met a slightly better looking woman who said,
"Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success."
Figuring it only gets better, Jack chose to climb the ladder further up.
At the next cloud, he met a very attractive woman who said,
"Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success."
Since things were getting better the higher he got, Jack chose to
climb the ladder even further. At the fourth cloud, he met the most
gorgeous woman to ever grace the universe. She looked at him seductively and begged,
"Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success."
Jack was extremely tempted to satisfy his urges but figuring
it could only get better, he choosed to climb the ladder at least
one more time. At the fifth cloud, Jack was startled when a greasy, 500
lb. naked man with a pimply penis grabbed him. Jack screamed,
"Who are you?"
The man replied, "I'm Cess

 
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A Husband Shopping Centre has opened where a woman can go to choose
a husband from among many men. It is laid out in five floors,
and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you arrive on any floor you may choose
a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down,
except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign says:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman reads the sign. "Well that's better than not having jobs,
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.

The second floor sign says:
Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better." says the woman.
"But, I wonder what's further up?"

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good looking, and help with the housework.
"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting.
BUT, there must be better further up!"

And, again, she goes up.
On the fourth floor the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?

So up to the fifth floor she goes.
The sign on that door says:
Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping and have a nice day

 
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