AndrejX
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A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in
a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little
dive next to the venue called "The Matador".
As he checks out the menu trying to decide what he wants
he sees a waiter bring a dish to another customer. The
dish is spaghetti with these two huge meat balls. When
the waiter comes to his table, he inquires. "That is the
Matador Special" replies the waiter. "Spaghetti and Bull
testicles. We get them after the bull fight. It is
exquisite!"
"That's what I'll have!", says the businessman.
"I'm very sorry senor, but that dish is only available
once per day".
Disappointed, the man orders another dish and plans to
try again the next day.
So again, the next day he goes to the bull fights, and
afterwards stops into the dive. Just as the waiter is
coming to his table, he sees another waiter bringing the
"Matador Special" to another customer who was there
before him.
"Damn!" he says to himself. "And tomorrow's my last day
here."
So the next day, he skips the bull fight, and stands in
line at the cafe. He is the first one seated, and proudly
proclaims, "I'll have the Matador Special!"
"Very well, senor!" responds the waiter. Soon afterwards,
the waiter brings out his dish, but the meat balls are
disappointingly small. Very small, as a matter of fact.
"What's with this!" the now angry man shouts.
"I'm very sorry, senor" said the waiter, "but the bull
does not always lose!"
a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little
dive next to the venue called "The Matador".
As he checks out the menu trying to decide what he wants
he sees a waiter bring a dish to another customer. The
dish is spaghetti with these two huge meat balls. When
the waiter comes to his table, he inquires. "That is the
Matador Special" replies the waiter. "Spaghetti and Bull
testicles. We get them after the bull fight. It is
exquisite!"
"That's what I'll have!", says the businessman.
"I'm very sorry senor, but that dish is only available
once per day".
Disappointed, the man orders another dish and plans to
try again the next day.
So again, the next day he goes to the bull fights, and
afterwards stops into the dive. Just as the waiter is
coming to his table, he sees another waiter bringing the
"Matador Special" to another customer who was there
before him.
"Damn!" he says to himself. "And tomorrow's my last day
here."
So the next day, he skips the bull fight, and stands in
line at the cafe. He is the first one seated, and proudly
proclaims, "I'll have the Matador Special!"
"Very well, senor!" responds the waiter. Soon afterwards,
the waiter brings out his dish, but the meat balls are
disappointingly small. Very small, as a matter of fact.
"What's with this!" the now angry man shouts.
"I'm very sorry, senor" said the waiter, "but the bull
does not always lose!"