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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.<o =""></o>
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."<o =""></o>
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."<o =""></o>
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.<o =""></o>
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"<o =""></o>
After a moment of silence, he farted.<o =""></o>
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."<o =""></o>
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."<o =""></o>
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.<o =""></o>
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"<o =""></o>
After a moment of silence, he farted.<o =""></o>
nice one
