Long lost friends

Two old friends, haven't seen each other for
several years when they happen to meet at the
supermarket. After greetings and a little
catching up, one fellow says to his friend,
"When I ran into you I was looking for my wife."

"I'm looking for mine, too," says the other
fellow. "By the way, how is your wife?"

"Oh," says his friend, "I've just gotten
married for the second time. You ought to see
her. She is only 28 years old, a redhead with
blue eyes. She used to be a model and has a
perfect figure. Nobody wears clothes better
than she can. In fact, today she's wearing
tight toreador pants and a see-through blouse
-- just a knockout. But enough about her.
How's your wife?"

"Forget my wife," his friend says. "Let's go
look for yours."
 
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