Little Timmy

...digging a big hole when his neighbor looked over the fence and asked,
"What are you doin' Timmy?"

With tears in his eyes, little Timmy replied, "My goldfish died and I'm
digging a hole to bury him in."

"Well," said the neighbor, "that's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't
it?"

"Yeah, well, that's because he's inside your stupid cat."
 
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