Little Johnny

Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big
toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the seat and balances his little
penis on the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down and Little Johnny
lets out a scream.

His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching
his genitals and howling. He looks up at her with his little tear
stained face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss it better."

Little Johnny's mother shouts, "Don't start your father's shit with me!"
 
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