Life's truths....
People who live in glass houses should make love in
the basement.
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're
going to like it.
If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most
likely your ass will
get soaking wet.
The only two things we do with greater frequency in
middle age are
urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody
has the same size
bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have
thousands of old
ladies running around with tattoos?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more
comfortable to cry
in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel
single.
Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of
Halloween.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in
every joint, you
are probably dead.
People who live in glass houses should make love in
the basement.
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're
going to like it.
If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most
likely your ass will
get soaking wet.
The only two things we do with greater frequency in
middle age are
urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody
has the same size
bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have
thousands of old
ladies running around with tattoos?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more
comfortable to cry
in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel
single.
Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of
Halloween.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in
every joint, you
are probably dead.
