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A Father Passing By His Son's Bedroom Was Astonished
To See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was Picked Up.
Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On
The Center Of The Bed. It Was Addressed, "dad".
With The Worst Premonition, He Opened The Envelope
And Read The Letter With Trembling Hands:
Dear Dad,
It Is With Great Regret And Sorrow That I'm Writing
This. I Had To Elope With My New Girlfriend Because I Wanted To
Avoid A Scene With Mom And You.
I've Been Finding Real Passion With Barbara And She
Is So Nice Even With All Her Piercing, Tattoos, And Her Tight
Motorcycle Clothes.
But It's Not Only The Passion Dad, She's Pregnant
And Barbara Said That We Will Be Very Happy.
Even Though You Don't Care For Her As She Is Much
Older Than I, She Already Owns A Trailer In The Woods And Has A
Stack Offirewood For The Whole Winter.
She Wants To Have Many More Children With Me And
That's Now One Of My Dreams Too.
Barbara Taught Me That Marijuana Doesn't Really Hurt
Anyone And We'll Be Growing It For Ourselves And Trading It
With Her Friends For All The Cocaine And Ecstasy We Want.
In The Meantime, We'll Pray That Science Will Find A
Cure For Aids So Barbara Can Get Better; She Sure Deserves It!!
Don't Worry Dad, I'm 15 Years Old Now And I Know How
To Take Care Of Myself.someday I'm Sure We'll Be Back To Visit So You Can Get To Know Your Grandchildren.
Your Son, John
P.S. Dad, None Of This Is True. I'm Over At The
Neighbor's House. I Just Wanted To Remind You That There Are Worse Things In Life Than My Report Card That's In My Desk Center Drawer. I Love You! Call When It's Safe For Me To Come Home.
To See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was Picked Up.
Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On
The Center Of The Bed. It Was Addressed, "dad".
With The Worst Premonition, He Opened The Envelope
And Read The Letter With Trembling Hands:
Dear Dad,
It Is With Great Regret And Sorrow That I'm Writing
This. I Had To Elope With My New Girlfriend Because I Wanted To
Avoid A Scene With Mom And You.
I've Been Finding Real Passion With Barbara And She
Is So Nice Even With All Her Piercing, Tattoos, And Her Tight
Motorcycle Clothes.
But It's Not Only The Passion Dad, She's Pregnant
And Barbara Said That We Will Be Very Happy.
Even Though You Don't Care For Her As She Is Much
Older Than I, She Already Owns A Trailer In The Woods And Has A
Stack Offirewood For The Whole Winter.
She Wants To Have Many More Children With Me And
That's Now One Of My Dreams Too.
Barbara Taught Me That Marijuana Doesn't Really Hurt
Anyone And We'll Be Growing It For Ourselves And Trading It
With Her Friends For All The Cocaine And Ecstasy We Want.
In The Meantime, We'll Pray That Science Will Find A
Cure For Aids So Barbara Can Get Better; She Sure Deserves It!!
Don't Worry Dad, I'm 15 Years Old Now And I Know How
To Take Care Of Myself.someday I'm Sure We'll Be Back To Visit So You Can Get To Know Your Grandchildren.
Your Son, John
P.S. Dad, None Of This Is True. I'm Over At The
Neighbor's House. I Just Wanted To Remind You That There Are Worse Things In Life Than My Report Card That's In My Desk Center Drawer. I Love You! Call When It's Safe For Me To Come Home.
