Kleptomaniac

kleptomaniac

A kleptomaniac woman had been caught shop lifting in a supermarket in Myrtle Creek and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for marital support. The prosecution proved that the theft had taken place so the judge told her that, considering her record, he was forced to impose a jail term.

"This time you stole a can of tomatoes. Let us suppose that there were six tomatoes in the can. Do you agree?"

The woman agreed.

"Then I sentence you to six nights in jail."

The husband jumped to his feet, addressing the judge, "Your honor, may I approach the bench?"

"Well," said his honor, this is somewhat unusual but I will make an exception in this case. You may approach the bench."

The husband wasted no time getting there and, leaning forward, he said in a low voice, "She also stole a can of peas."
 
"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a kleptomaniac"

Are you taking anything for it?

"Yes, several tins, a video and a TV"



... Sorry, I couldn't resist recycling a VERY old joke!
 
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