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> >it is too cruel..........
> >
> >A bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in Traffic and
> >thinks to himself, this traffic seems worse than usual. He notices a
> police
> >officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down
>
> >his window. "Officer what's the hold up?"
> >The officer replies: "It's David Seaman, he's just so depressed about
> >letting the goal in against Brazil and causing England to be knocked out
> of
> >the World Cup
> >he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
> >He says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and he
> has
> >never washed his hair .
> >I'm walking around taking a collection for him."
> >"Really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected?"
> >"So far," replies the policeman, "only half a gallon, but a lot of people
>
> >are still siphoning."
>
> _____
> >
> >A bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in Traffic and
> >thinks to himself, this traffic seems worse than usual. He notices a
> police
> >officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down
>
> >his window. "Officer what's the hold up?"
> >The officer replies: "It's David Seaman, he's just so depressed about
> >letting the goal in against Brazil and causing England to be knocked out
> of
> >the World Cup
> >he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
> >He says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and he
> has
> >never washed his hair .
> >I'm walking around taking a collection for him."
> >"Really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected?"
> >"So far," replies the policeman, "only half a gallon, but a lot of people
>
> >are still siphoning."
>
> _____
