International Talk Like a Pirate Day

I almost missed it, but TODAY is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, the day on which the whole world joins together to talk like a pirate for a very positive and important reason that at the moment slips my mind. If you need to brush up on your pirate talk, you can go here and run your mouse over the pirate critter's pants to generate a random pirate phrase, thanks to the wonder of the Pants Based Random Pirate Phrase Generator (PBRPPG), which was invented in 1704 by Bluebeard. Or possibly Blackbeard. It was definitely some guy with a beard.
 

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aye aye Keptin!

Shiver me timbers says I
Gim'me wealth o' the worldly gold
Or lock me in irons t' die.
 

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janiedriver said:
I'll lock you in irons
me fine young buck
But it won't be to die
Just to ..........................................
... drive your truck? :p
 
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