ABCMan
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if you thought life was bad....
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all...
the only chick that ever sat on your
face was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
i REALY hope there are no mmbers who are eggs, cos everything i post seems to offend someone in here
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all...
the only chick that ever sat on your
face was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
i REALY hope there are no mmbers who are eggs, cos everything i post seems to offend someone in here