I say I say

[LTR12101B]

The traditional introduction of a truly awful joke, so here's one:


What did one wasp say to the other wasp at Christmas?


"Let's go carol stinging"



Is that the worst joke, or can you do better (or worse!).

 

[AnetteJ.T]

I can!
But I guess their is some rules here too!!!

 

[streetwise]

What did the mouse say to the elephant when they had crossed the bridge?
"Did you see how we shook that bridge"?

 

[PC-GUY]

One guy says to another guy you have a bad gas problem.
Then he ask doesn't your wife ever complain?
No he says cause shes to busy gasping for air.

 

[janiedriver]

Two sausages are cooking on a grill.
One sausage says "Man, it's hot on here!"
The other sausage says "Holy Sh**, a talking sausage!"

 

[ipdave]

Ok, Ok

A man falls out of an airplane.

His chute won't open ...

He passes another man going UP, and asks,
.. Do you know anything about parachutes?

The other yells on his way by,
... No, do you know anything about gas stoves?

 

[streetwise]

Hahaha that was a nice one from ipdave.

 

[janiedriver]

Good one IPDave....my favorite so far!!