Husband Wanted

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A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married <o =""></o>again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:<o =""></o><o =""></o>

HUSBAND WANTED:<o =""></o>

<o =""></o>MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),<o =""></o>
MUST NOT BEAT ME,<o =""></o>
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,<o =""></o>
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!<o =""></o>
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.<o =""></o>

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she <o =""></o>opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel <o =""></o>chair. He had no arms or legs.<o =""></o>
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow <o =""></o>said. "Just look at you .... you have no legs!"<o =""></o>

<o =""></o>The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"<o =""></o>

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.<o =""></o>

<o =""></o>Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"<o =""></o>

<o =""></o>She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in <o =""></o>bed??"<o =""></o>

<o =""></o>The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the <o =""></o>door bell, didn't I?"<o =""></o>

<o =""></o>The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...
 
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