Husband/Boyfriend Chainletter

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged women.

Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.

Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, 2 of whom were worth keeping.

REMEMBER----this chain brings luck. One woman's pit bull died, and the next day she received an NFL offensive tackle.

An unmarried Jewish woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between an orthodontist and a gynecologist.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One woman broke the chain, and got her own husband back again.


Janie Callanan
 
My first 125 disposed of husbands/boyfriends showed up today. Only one offered to cook breakfast. 124 of them are out wandering aimlessly in the wilderness now.
 
The breakfast cooker didn't know how to do laundry, so out the door he went. The second installment showed up. They are local since it is just the beginning of this swap. Most of them had only one or two teeth left. 90% of them were wearing ballcaps and had scraggly beards. One offered me a luxury doublewide home, only 25 years old, in an exclusive estate. Exclusive meaning it was only hit by a tornado once. I dunno, maybe I am being too picky?
 
Another group was delivered. They must have been from "away" because there was a lot of hand kissing going on. Luckily I had some Clorox wipes handy to get all the germs and whatever off my hands. Some of them looked downright hungry and begged me to cook for them. That was the first group sent wandering.
 
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