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> How to Shower Like a Woman
> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
> lights and darks.
> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your partner
> along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note - must do
> more sit-ups.
> Get in the shower.
> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
> pumice stone.
> Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner enhanced with
> natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until
> red.
> Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
> Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure that it has all come
> off).
> Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get
> it waxed instead.
> Scream loudly when your partner flushes the toilet and you lose the
> water pressure.
> Turn off the shower.
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> Spray mould spots with Tilex.
> Get out of shower.
> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
> Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit, also tweeze hairs.
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> If you see your partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas and
> then sashay to bedroom to spend and hour and a half getting dressed.
> How to Shower Like a Man
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
> a pile.
> Walk naked to the bathroom.
> If you see your wife along the way,shake dick at her making the"woo-woo"
> sound.
> Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if
> you have pecs (no).
> Admire the size of your dick in the mirror and scratch your ass.
> Fart. Get in the shower.
> Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
> Wash your face.
> Wash your armpits.
> Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
> Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
> Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
> Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).Make a shampoo Mohawk.
> Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
> Pee (in the shower).
> Rinse off and get out of the shower.
> Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging
> out of the tub the whole time.
> Partially dry off.
> Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, and admire dick size
> again.
> Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
> Leave bathroom fan and light on.
> Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your
> wife, pull off the towel, shake dick at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound
> again.
> Throw wet towel on the bed.
> Get dressed in under two minutes. Fart.
> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
> lights and darks.
> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your partner
> along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note - must do
> more sit-ups.
> Get in the shower.
> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
> pumice stone.
> Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner enhanced with
> natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until
> red.
> Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
> Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure that it has all come
> off).
> Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get
> it waxed instead.
> Scream loudly when your partner flushes the toilet and you lose the
> water pressure.
> Turn off the shower.
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> Spray mould spots with Tilex.
> Get out of shower.
> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
> Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit, also tweeze hairs.
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> If you see your partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas and
> then sashay to bedroom to spend and hour and a half getting dressed.
> How to Shower Like a Man
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
> a pile.
> Walk naked to the bathroom.
> If you see your wife along the way,shake dick at her making the"woo-woo"
> sound.
> Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if
> you have pecs (no).
> Admire the size of your dick in the mirror and scratch your ass.
> Fart. Get in the shower.
> Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
> Wash your face.
> Wash your armpits.
> Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
> Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
> Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
> Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).Make a shampoo Mohawk.
> Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
> Pee (in the shower).
> Rinse off and get out of the shower.
> Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging
> out of the tub the whole time.
> Partially dry off.
> Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, and admire dick size
> again.
> Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
> Leave bathroom fan and light on.
> Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your
> wife, pull off the towel, shake dick at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound
> again.
> Throw wet towel on the bed.
> Get dressed in under two minutes. Fart.
