How to beat Michael Schumacher

I believe this used to be the title of a Philip K. Dikk scifi book, but if you cannot find the book, then it's easy: with a 10-yard stick!
Using a car for that purpose, your chances are less than faint... especially if your cars engine blows (again...5th time in a row, what a coincidence!) at Saturday (call that Kimi's bad streak of luck- or maybe Mercedes making the perfect molotov bomb instead of the perfect car engine?) and on Sunday it goes down racing with a F-1 chassis and a scooter engine. Incredibly enough, Kimmi managed to finish eighth and pick one point.
Of course Schumi was seen at some point driving with one hand in his pocket and the other one waving at the croud, but the croud did not respond: they were sleeping...
 
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Hehehehe too true m8 :p:p:p

It really is getting predictable, Shumacher wins every race with the rest of the cars trying to battle for 2nd etc :confused:

I heard that they are supposed to be changing the rules to try & give the other drivers more chance, modifications to cars etc, mind U we cant talk up here in Scotland as Coultard seems to delight in spinning off & engine probs lol :D

BaNzI :D
 
Jensen was on the button though - I'd expected Schumacher to take him on the first corner .... didn't see the post-race stuff, was it a bad set of tyres on the second stint?
 
banzibaby said:
mind U we cant talk up here in Scotland as Coultard seems to delight in spinning off & engine probs lol :D
BaNzI :D
I despise that guy- from the very day he was almost popping champagnes because the guy who he would never, ever beat in his life and teammate (Ayrton Senna) had a fatal accident. Later on he was trying to convince anyone that this was a driving error and not a criminal car failure- however quite the opposite was proven: a car with a broken steering wheel can actually not steer!
Jason Batton seems to have a bright future, as well as a very good, reliable car. But of course he can beat the dull shoemaker only if the latter makes him a gesture, else he has no chances... too young yet to deal with the beast.
Maybe Schumi will lose the Monte Carlo race if the Prince decides to run an ecological GP with solar cars or bicycles. However, it's well known that Shumi is also a formidable cyclist as well as a pretty decent soccer player... :p
 
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