A man awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of
nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he
was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance.
He
replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun."
The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly, "Nuns are not
spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he
was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance.
He
replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun."
The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly, "Nuns are not
spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
