A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly
gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people
waiting,
so
she strikes up a conversation with them. Just then, she hears a
blood
curdling scream!
"What was that," she asks.
"Oh, don't worry about that," says Saint Peter. "It's just someone
getting a hole drilled in their head so they can be fitted for
their
halo."
A few seconds later, she hears another agonized scream, this one
even
more terrible than the one before.
"What was that," she asks anxiously.
"Oh, don't worry," replies Saint Peter soothingly. "It's just
someone
getting holes drilled in their back so they can be fitted for their
wings."
The lady starts to back away.
"Where are you going," queries Saint Peter. "I think I'll go
downstairs,
if it's all the same to you," she answers. "But you can't go
there,"
says Saint Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized!" "It's OK," says
the
lady. "I've already got the holes for that.
gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people
waiting,
so
she strikes up a conversation with them. Just then, she hears a
blood
curdling scream!
"What was that," she asks.
"Oh, don't worry about that," says Saint Peter. "It's just someone
getting a hole drilled in their head so they can be fitted for
their
halo."
A few seconds later, she hears another agonized scream, this one
even
more terrible than the one before.
"What was that," she asks anxiously.
"Oh, don't worry," replies Saint Peter soothingly. "It's just
someone
getting holes drilled in their back so they can be fitted for their
wings."
The lady starts to back away.
"Where are you going," queries Saint Peter. "I think I'll go
downstairs,
if it's all the same to you," she answers. "But you can't go
there,"
says Saint Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized!" "It's OK," says
the
lady. "I've already got the holes for that.