Healthy eating...

[RASTABT]

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

[Oldy]

I like this.

/me nips down to the local college to learn Japanese

With that said m8, with your brand of English you'll probably live forever

Oldy

 

[RASTABT]

Ah mi dat star....dem nar tak mi way!