Hairy Ears

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned
both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet told her, if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she
should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in the dog's
ears once a month.

My neighbor went to the drug store and got some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist told her, "If you're going to use this under
your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

She replied, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist told her, "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for
a couple of days."

My neighbor said, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must
know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist said, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
 
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