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Sorry ppl just got this in a email so here goes....
>
> Message
> A man returning home a day early from a business
trip got into a
taxi
at the airport. It was after midnight.
> While enroute to his home, he asked the cabby if
he would be a
witness. The man suspected his wife was having an
affair and he
intended to
catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
> Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and
cabby tiptoed into
the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked
the blanket back
and
there was his wife in bed with another man.
>
> The husband put a *un to the naked man's head.
The wife shouted,
"Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied
when I told you
I
inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought
for you. He paid
for
our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the
lake. He paid for
our
country club membership, and he even pays the monthly
dues!"
>
> Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband
slowly lowered the
*un.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What
would you do?"
>
> The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that
blanket before he
catches a cold."
>
> Message
> A man returning home a day early from a business
trip got into a
taxi
at the airport. It was after midnight.
> While enroute to his home, he asked the cabby if
he would be a
witness. The man suspected his wife was having an
affair and he
intended to
catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
> Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and
cabby tiptoed into
the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked
the blanket back
and
there was his wife in bed with another man.
>
> The husband put a *un to the naked man's head.
The wife shouted,
"Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied
when I told you
I
inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought
for you. He paid
for
our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the
lake. He paid for
our
country club membership, and he even pays the monthly
dues!"
>
> Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband
slowly lowered the
*un.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What
would you do?"
>
> The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that
blanket before he
catches a cold."
