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A golfer was looking for his ball in the woods when he comes up to another
man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires,
"Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kidding me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up
against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him
on the other side of the tree,! takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then
strips him naked and leaves. Two hours later another nature lover strolls by,
sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What the hell
happened to you?"
So he tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was
telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around
behind him, kisses him behind the ear, unzips his pants and says, "This
just isn't your lucky day."
man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires,
"Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kidding me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up
against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him
on the other side of the tree,! takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then
strips him naked and leaves. Two hours later another nature lover strolls by,
sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What the hell
happened to you?"
So he tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was
telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around
behind him, kisses him behind the ear, unzips his pants and says, "This
just isn't your lucky day."
