Gold, silver and bronze...

Little Johnny came home from work one afternoon, and being horny as hell
took his beautiful girlfriend, Suzy, upstairs to the bedroom. He
proceeded to undress her, but before he took his pants off, he removed a
packet of condoms from his pocket.

"What are those?" Suzy asked.

"Olympic condoms" replied Little Johnny.

"What makes them Olympic?" Suzy asked.

"There are three colors, gold, silver and bronze," said Little Johnny.
"Which color are you planning to wear tonight?" asked Suzy.

"Gold of course!" replied Little Johnny.

"Well" said Suzy "Why don't you wear silver and come second for a change!"
 
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