AndrejX
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his
mother and says, "Mom, what are those things
on your chest?" Unsure of how to reply, she
tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast
tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be
forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning
he asked his father the same question. His
father, always quick with the answers, says,
"Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your
mommy dies, we can blow them up bigger and
she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's
neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home
from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out
of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy!
Daddy! Mommy's dying!"
His father says, "Calm down, son! Why do you
think Mommy's dying?"
"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons
and she's screaming, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' "
mother and says, "Mom, what are those things
on your chest?" Unsure of how to reply, she
tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast
tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be
forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning
he asked his father the same question. His
father, always quick with the answers, says,
"Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your
mommy dies, we can blow them up bigger and
she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's
neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home
from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out
of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy!
Daddy! Mommy's dying!"
His father says, "Calm down, son! Why do you
think Mommy's dying?"
"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons
and she's screaming, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' "