AndrejX
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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre,
kiss me." Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's
lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" asks the startled Marie. "I am
Pierre the fighter pilot. When I have red meat, I like to have red
wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a
little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower, my lover." Our hero tears
her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all
over her chest. "Pierre, what are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I have white meat, I like to
have white wine." They resume their passionate interlude and things
really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre,
kiss me lower." Our hero rips off her knickers, grabs a bottle of Cognac
and pours it between her legs. He strikes a match and sets the Cognac on
fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie
throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I
am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre,
kiss me." Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's
lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" asks the startled Marie. "I am
Pierre the fighter pilot. When I have red meat, I like to have red
wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a
little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower, my lover." Our hero tears
her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all
over her chest. "Pierre, what are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I have white meat, I like to
have white wine." They resume their passionate interlude and things
really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre,
kiss me lower." Our hero rips off her knickers, grabs a bottle of Cognac
and pours it between her legs. He strikes a match and sets the Cognac on
fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie
throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I
am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
