Fishing

janiedriver

janiedriver

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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be
gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion
I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and
set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will
swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk
pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a
little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and
asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill and a few swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk
pyjamas liked I asked you to do?" You'll love the answer....











The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box...."
 
janiedriver

janiedriver

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Women 2, Men 0

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks,interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men
and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
with the chair."
 
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